I wish all my problems were as little as my boobs

Funny Slogan Tee — “I wish all my problems were as little as my boobs”

This relaxed crewneck tee speaks with a playful, confident voice. Soft, medium-weight cotton drapes easily, while the smooth print reads like a wink across the chest: short, cheeky, and unapologetic. Wear it to lighten the room, start a laugh with friends, or turn a casual day into a bold little statement. The classic fit and ribbed collar keep the look timeless, while tear-away label comfort and sturdy construction mean you can reach for this shirt again and again. It’s for people who like humor that’s honest and slightly irreverent — the kind of shirt you throw on when you want to feel comfortably bold.

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Dual printing: DTG for main art with crisp detail; DTF for sleeve/inner neck prints where applicable

- Ribbed collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean