I Swear My Consequences Don't Even Have Actions

A soft, everyday tee that speaks with dry wit. The clean, centered text — “I SWEAR MY CONSEQUENCES DON’T EVEN HAVE ACTIONS” — sits on a roomy white canvas for an unfussy, minimalist statement. Wear it when you want to diffuse a tense room with deadpan humor, lean into conversational irony at a lecture or coffee shop, or layer under a jacket for a casual, slightly absurdist look. The medium-weight cotton holds its shape and print through regular wear. It’s relaxed at the shoulders and gentle against the skin, so the line reads loud without shouting. This shirt settles into routines: lazy mornings, late-night study sessions, or social hangs where sarcasm is the common language.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for year-round comfort (blend on some colors)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and reduce stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner label and DTG for main design
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean