I Have Been Nothing But Sexy and Funny to You All

This soft, midweight tee speaks with quiet confidence. Clean white cotton carries a minimalist, centered text that reads like an inside joke — bold enough to start conversations, subtle enough to wear every day. It settles easily into casual routines: coffee runs, late-night hangs, small shows, and morning walks. The relaxed crew neck and classic cut let the words do the talking while offering comfort that lasts from one outing to the next. Wear it when you want to be disarmingly witty without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF dual-printing for crisp front and sleeve details; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean