Hand Me The Keys

Soft, slouchy, and a little bit mischievous — this classic cotton tee
wears its humor plainly. The simple, hand-lettered message sits low on
the chest in muted red, sparking awkward smiles and curious questions
without shouting. Lightweight but substantial, the shirt drapes
comfortably and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder
tape. It’s for people who enjoy dark humor and deadpan conversation
starters: slip it on for laid-back hangs, casual errands, or those
nights out where you want to break the ice without trying too hard.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable everyday wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck plus DTG for main chest design

- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified for comfort and safety

T-Shirt — “Ask Me About My Lobotomy” Funny Graphic Tee

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean